February 2012
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
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mum: hey honey can i use your laptop?
me:
laptop:
me:
laptop:
me:
laptop:
me: -close everything, open internet explorer, open google-
laptop:
me:
laptop:
me: sure mum! i already opened google for you.
mum: thanks honey!
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Idk man, I just want to go to Warped already.
caroweenie:
Don’t we all?
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I'm sorry parents... →
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Sorry that I ask for band merch once in a while instead of $500 dollar dresses.
Sorry that I want to go to concerts maybe once every two months instead of partying every weekend.
Sorry that I spend my money on skinny jeans instead of drugs like so many other teens.
Sorry that I spend a lot of time in my room on my laptop isntead of getting drunk and hooking up with randoms.
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